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Roses Are Red Novelty Prank Fart Bomb Card

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Roses are red, violets are blue, inside this card..... LITERALLY smells like someone took a greasy dump inside of this card.

From the outside of this card it looks like a cute little card, but once opened it releases a stinky liquid ass smell.

DISCLAIMER: This card is filled with liquid ass stinky drops inside a wax seal. This means that it can only be used ONCE so don't "try it out" before it gets to its intended recipient. You won't be able to smell the liquid ass until the card is opened.

 

D E T A I L S

CARD READS:

FRONT: "Roses are red, violets are blue, inside this card..."
INSIDE: "Smells like a poo"

CARD SIZE: 4.25 x 5.50 inches
PAPER: Made on quality, double sided heavy cardstock.
PACKAGING: Cellophane wrapped for delivery. Includes white envelope.

 

A B O U T

Our cards are designed to crack your friends and family up! We know you'll love what you get from us!

 

S H I P P I N G

Ships fast - within 1-3 business days of ordering. Shipping upgrades available at checkout! 

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