Bag of Dicks Birthday Card - Birthday Card


Shipping to United States: Free

The best gift to give to someone for their birthday. A big bag of dicks!

FRONT: "Happy Birthday! Hope you Enjoy this Big Bag of..."
INSIDE: "Dicks!"

CARD SIZE: 4.25 x 5.50 inches
PAPER: Made on quality, double sided 14 pt cardstock.
PACKAGING: Cellophane wrapped for delivery. Includes white envelope.


Our cards are designed to crack your friends and family up!

We know you'll love what you get from us!



Ships fast - within 1-3 business days of ordering. Shipping upgrades available at checkout!

Standard shipping times:

Canada: Two to six business days
United States: Five to ten business days
Everywhere else: Six to fourteen business days

**Business days are considered Monday to Friday; not including holidays.**


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Shipping from Canada

Processing time

1-2 business days

Estimated shipping times

  • Canada : 2 - 6 business days
  • United States : 5 - 10 business days

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Frequently Asked Questions

Shipping and Delivery

All our greeting cards ship via Canada Post Letter Mail with no tracking.

*Canadian Orders are estimated to be delivered in 2-6 BUSINESS DAYS (but can take longer)

*USA Orders are estimated to be delivered in 5-10 BUSINESS DAYS (but can take longer)

Business days are considered Monday to Friday; not including holidays.

Processing time does not include shipping time.

Order will not be refunded if your holiday or event date is missed.

Shipping Address

Please ensure the address provided on the invoice is correct. We are not responsible for items lost due to an incorrect or incomplete address. If you need to change your shipping address after the order is placed, please message me as soon as possible to ensure the card is sent to the correct address.


All cards are shipped via Canada Post Letter Mail and do not include tracking.

If tracking is required; upgrading shipping is available in the checkout.

Sizing details

Our cards are size A2 (4.25" x 5.5") and come with a white envelope.

Reviews (6)


Great card, it's super funny!

Fast shipping. Just as shown. Hilarious!! :)

Absolutely awesome! Arrived fairly quick as well!

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