Funny Adult Merry Christmas Card with a twist! Open the card to see the 3D dick popup.
CARD READS:
FRONT: "Merry Christmas!"
INSIDE: "Eat a Dick!!"
MATERIAL DETAILS:
CARD SIZE: 4.25 x 5.50 inches
PAPER: Made on quality, double sided 14 pt cardstock.
PACKAGING: Cellophane wrapped for delivery. Includes white envelope.
CANADA POST DELIVERY TIMES:
Canada: Two to six business days
United States: Five to ten business days
**Business days are considered Monday to Friday; not including holidays.**
Shipping from Canada
Processing time
1-2 business days
Estimated shipping times
- Canada : 2 - 6 business days
- United States : 5 - 10 business days
I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Payment Options
Returns & Exchanges
I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Frequently Asked Questions
Shipping and Delivery
All our greeting cards ship via Canada Post Letter Mail with no tracking.
*Canadian Orders are estimated to be delivered in 2-6 BUSINESS DAYS (but can take longer)
*USA Orders are estimated to be delivered in 5-10 BUSINESS DAYS (but can take longer)
Business days are considered Monday to Friday; not including holidays.
Processing time does not include shipping time.
Order will not be refunded if your holiday or event date is missed.
Shipping Address
Please ensure the address provided on the invoice is correct. We are not responsible for items lost due to an incorrect or incomplete address. If you need to change your shipping address after the order is placed, please message me as soon as possible to ensure the card is sent to the correct address.
Tracking
All cards are shipped via Canada Post Letter Mail and do not include tracking.
If tracking is required; upgrading shipping is available in the checkout.
Sizing details
Our cards are size A2 (4.25" x 5.5") and come with a white envelope.
Reviews (17)
Average:
Jan 11, 2021
High quality card and fast shipping. Thank you!
Amy
Dec 27, 2020
Francine Bebita
Dec 6, 2020
Great quality and brought about many (much needed) holiday laughs!
Jackie Tobias
Nov 30, 2020
Amazing, Can't wait to send it!
Paige R
Nov 29, 2020
Hilarious! Arrived super quick too, thanks!
katesx