POP UP DICK
+ First of it's kind! You can be one of the first to surprise their friends and people you say you love with a giant dick in their face!
+ Open the card to see the 3D dick popup! 🍆
+ Literally, everyone is going to laugh so hard, and think you're hilarious! Why are you still reading when you could buy this right now?
+ Sure to PLEASE
+ We love our customers! Have confidence in buying from us - we strive to make every customer 100% happy!
♥ Our customers love our products ♥
🌟 “This card was a huge hit with my family(except for my my mom lol). I’m so happy with this purchase, it was perfect. I took a video of everyone’s reaction and my sister tweeted it and tagged @crude_cat. Thank you all so much! ” - Andy D.
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D E T A I L S
Funny Adult Valentine's Day Card with a twist! Open the card to see the 3D dick popup. Make this Valentine's Day memorable with this naughty card!
FRONT: "Happy Birthday!"
INSIDE: "Just Kidding... Eat a Dick!"
CARD SIZE: 4.25 x 5.50 inches
PAPER: Made on quality, double sided 14 pt cardstock.
PACKAGING: Cellophane wrapped for delivery. Includes white envelope.
A B O U T
Our cards are designed to crack your friends and family up!
We know you'll love what you get from us!
S H I P P I N G
Ships fast - within 1-3 business days of ordering. Shipping upgrades available at checkout!
Standard shipping times:
Canada: Two to six business days
United States: Five to ten business days
Everywhere else: Six to fourteen business days
**Business days are considered Monday to Friday; not including holidays.**
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1-3 business days
I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
All our greeting cards ship via Canada Post Letter Mail with no tracking.
*Canadian Orders are estimated to be delivered in 2-6 BUSINESS DAYS (but can take longer)
*USA Orders are estimated to be delivered in 5-10 BUSINESS DAYS (but can take longer)
Business days are considered Monday to Friday; not including holidays.
Processing time does not include shipping time.
Order will not be refunded if your holiday or event date is missed.
Please ensure the address provided on the invoice is correct. We are not responsible for items lost due to an incorrect or incomplete address. If you need to change your shipping address after the order is placed, please message me as soon as possible to ensure the card is sent to the correct address.
All cards are shipped via Canada Post Letter Mail and do not include tracking.
If tracking is required; upgrading shipping is available in the checkout.
Our cards are size A2 (4.25" x 5.5") and come with a white envelope.
May 1, 2020
Amazing! I can't wait for my sister to receive it! lol
Apr 23, 2020
Just the funniest thing ever, my friend's wife said "it nearly killed him" he was surprised and horrified and laughing his ass off.
Apr 16, 2020
Jan 28, 2020
I obtained this card in the post on Tuesday 28 January 2020. I purchased it for a mates birthday in 10 days time. The whole purchase to obtaining it was very quick and easy. They have quite a lot of fun products that I will be back shopping for in the very near future. I did have a question on how it was shipped and their reply time was very quick. I will provide an update when my mate obtain's this card. Thank again, ad to be continued...
Nov 24, 2019