Roses are red, violets are blue, inside this card..... LITERALLY smells like someone took a greasy dump inside of this card. From the outside of this card it looks like a cute little card, but once opened it releases a stinky liquid ass smell.
DISCLAIMER: This card is filled with liquid ass stinky drops inside a wax seal. This means that it can only be used ONCE so don't "try it out" before it gets to its intended recipient. You won't be able to smell the liquid ass until the card is opened.
FRONT: "Roses are red, violets are blue, inside this card..."
INSIDE: "Smells like a poo"
CARD SIZE: 4.25 x 5.50 inches
PAPER: Made on quality, 12 pt cardstock.
PACKAGING: Cellophane wrapped for delivery. Includes white envelope.
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Ships within 1-3 business days of ordering and sent out using Canada Post.
CANADA POST DELIVERY TIMES:
Canada: Two to six business days
United States: Five to ten business days
International: Six to fourteen business days
**Business days are considered Monday to Friday; not including holidays.**
1-2 business days
I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
All our greeting cards ship via Canada Post Letter Mail with no tracking.
*Canadian Orders are estimated to be delivered in 2-6 BUSINESS DAYS (but can take longer)
*USA Orders are estimated to be delivered in 5-10 BUSINESS DAYS (but can take longer)
Business days are considered Monday to Friday; not including holidays.
Processing time does not include shipping time.
Order will not be refunded if your holiday or event date is missed.
Please ensure the address provided on the invoice is correct. We are not responsible for items lost due to an incorrect or incomplete address. If you need to change your shipping address after the order is placed, please message me as soon as possible to ensure the card is sent to the correct address.
All cards are shipped via Canada Post Letter Mail and do not include tracking.
If tracking is required; upgrading shipping is available in the checkout.
Our cards are size A2 (4.25" x 5.5") and come with a white envelope.
Apr 15, 2021
Jan 17, 2021
Dec 29, 2020
Card wasn’t as we expected. It’s not like a mist or liquid. It’s more like a salve in a card. It does smell nasty but when we actually sniffed it.
Nov 25, 2020
Sep 15, 2020
Sent it to my friend... he said it was hilarious!!!