Roses are Red - All Occasion Card - Fart Bomb

Shipping to United States: Free

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Roses are red, violets are blue, inside this card..... LITERALLY smells like someone took a greasy dump inside of this card. From the outside of this card it looks like a cute little card, but once opened it releases a stinky liquid ass smell.

DISCLAIMER: This card is filled with liquid ass stinky drops inside a wax seal. This means that it can only be used ONCE so don't "try it out" before it gets to its intended recipient. You won't be able to smell the liquid ass until the card is opened.

FRONT: "Roses are red, violets are blue, inside this card..."
INSIDE: "Smells like a poo"

CARD SIZE: 4.25 x 5.50 inches
PAPER: Made on quality, 12 pt cardstock.
PACKAGING: Cellophane wrapped for delivery. Includes white envelope.

Ships within 1-3 business days of ordering and sent out using Canada Post.

Canada: Two to six business days
United States: Five to ten business days
International: Six to fourteen business days
**Business days are considered Monday to Friday; not including holidays.**

Shipping from Canada

Processing time

1-2 business days

Estimated shipping times

  • Canada : 2 - 6 business days
  • United States : 5 - 10 business days

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Frequently Asked Questions

Shipping and Delivery

All our greeting cards ship via Canada Post Letter Mail with no tracking.

*Canadian Orders are estimated to be delivered in 2-6 BUSINESS DAYS (but can take longer)

*USA Orders are estimated to be delivered in 5-10 BUSINESS DAYS (but can take longer)

Business days are considered Monday to Friday; not including holidays.

Processing time does not include shipping time.

Order will not be refunded if your holiday or event date is missed.

Shipping Address

Please ensure the address provided on the invoice is correct. We are not responsible for items lost due to an incorrect or incomplete address. If you need to change your shipping address after the order is placed, please message me as soon as possible to ensure the card is sent to the correct address.


All cards are shipped via Canada Post Letter Mail and do not include tracking.

If tracking is required; upgrading shipping is available in the checkout.

Sizing details

Our cards are size A2 (4.25" x 5.5") and come with a white envelope.

Reviews (9)


We laughed so hard we both cried....worth every penny. If it hadn't been so hilarious, I might have docked it a star for the envelope it came with being partially stuck when I got it so I had to rip it open to get the card in and then reseal it with a sticker. Still funny though, so 5 stars for me.

Card was awesome. Gave to my daughter at college for April fools day! She laughed so hard!!!

Card wasn’t as we expected. It’s not like a mist or liquid. It’s more like a salve in a card. It does smell nasty but when we actually sniffed it.

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