Valentine's Day Popup Dick Card - My Dick

$5.59 $6.99

Shipping to United States: Free

Funny Adult Valentine's Day Card with a twist! Open the card to see the 3D dick popup. Make this Valentine's Day memorable!

CARD READS:
FRONT: "You might be a dick, but you're my dick"
INSIDE: <blank with pop up dick>


MATERIAL DETAILS:
CARD SIZE: 4.25 x 5.50 inches
PAPER: Made on quality, double sided 14 pt cardstock.
PACKAGING: Cellophane wrapped for delivery. Includes white envelope.

SHIPPING DETAILS:
Ships within 1-3 business days of ordering and sent out using Canada Post.

CANADA POST DELIVERY TIMES:
Canada: Two to six business days
United States: Five to ten business days
International: Six to fourteen business days
**Business days are considered Monday to Friday; not including holidays.**

Shipping from Canada

Processing time

1-3 business days

Estimated shipping times

  • Canada : 2 - 6 business days
  • United States : 5 - 10 business days
  • Europe : 6 - 14 business days
  • Australia, New Zealand and Oceania : 6 - 14 business days

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 7 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 14 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Items on sale

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Frequently Asked Questions

Shipping and Delivery

All our greeting cards ship via Canada Post Letter Mail with no tracking.

*Canadian Orders are estimated to be delivered in 2-6 BUSINESS DAYS (but can take longer)

*USA Orders are estimated to be delivered in 5-10 BUSINESS DAYS (but can take longer)

*International Orders are estimated to be delivered in 6 to 14 BUSINESS DAYS (but can take longer)

Business days are considered Monday to Friday; not including holidays.

Processing time does not include shipping time.

If your card does not arrive to you within 4 weeks of shipping date please message us and we will refund you in full.

Shipping Address

Please ensure the address provided on the invoice is correct. We are not responsible for items lost due to an incorrect or incomplete address. If you need to change your shipping address after the order is placed, please message me as soon as possible to ensure the card is sent to the correct address.

Tracking

All cards are shipped via Canada Post Letter Mail and do not include tracking.

If tracking is required; upgrading shipping is available in the checkout.

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