Need a funny fart smelling card?? This card LITERALLY smells like someone took a greasy dump inside. From the outside of this card it looks like a cute little funny card, but once opened it releases a stinky liquid ass smell.
DISCLAIMER: This card is filled with liquid ass stinky drops inside a wax seal. This means that it can only be used ONCE so don't "try it out" before it gets to its intended recipient. You won't be able to smell the liquid ass until the card is opened.
CARD READS:
FRONT: "Your present is the fart I left inside this card..."
INSIDE: "Enjoy" <fart pack installed underneath words>
MATERIAL DETAILS:
CARD SIZE: 4.25 x 5.50 inches
PAPER: Made on quality, 12 pt cardstock.
PACKAGING: Cellophane wrapped for delivery. Includes white envelope.
OPTIONS:
If you want this card to be sent anonymously on your behalf select YES
If you want a handwritten note included in the card select YES and include your note in the "message to buyer" area!
SHIPPING DETAILS:
Ships within 1-3 business days of ordering and sent out using Canada Post.
CANADA POST DELIVERY TIMES:
Canada: Two to six business days
United States: Five to ten business days
International: Six to fourteen business days
**Business days are considered Monday to Friday; not including holidays.**
Shipping from Canada
Processing time
1-3 business days
Estimated shipping times
- Canada : 2 - 6 business days
- United States : 5 - 10 business days
- Europe : 6 - 14 business days
- Australia, New Zealand and Oceania : 6 - 14 business days
I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Payment Options
Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Just contact me within: 7 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 14 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
- Custom or personalized orders
- Items on sale
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
Frequently Asked Questions
Shipping and Delivery
All our greeting cards ship via Canada Post Letter Mail with no tracking.
*Canadian Orders are estimated to be delivered in 2-6 BUSINESS DAYS (but can take longer)
*USA Orders are estimated to be delivered in 5-10 BUSINESS DAYS (but can take longer)
*International Orders are estimated to be delivered in 6 to 14 BUSINESS DAYS (but can take longer)
Business days are considered Monday to Friday; not including holidays.
Processing time does not include shipping time.
If your card does not arrive to you within 4 weeks of shipping date please message us and we will refund you in full.
Shipping Address
Please ensure the address provided on the invoice is correct. We are not responsible for items lost due to an incorrect or incomplete address. If you need to change your shipping address after the order is placed, please message me as soon as possible to ensure the card is sent to the correct address.
Tracking
All cards are shipped via Canada Post Letter Mail and do not include tracking.
If tracking is required; upgrading shipping is available in the checkout.