Happy Farter's Day..... Pay back for all the years of fart warfare... LITERALLY smells like someone took a greasy dump inside of this card. From the outside of this card it looks like a cute little card, but once opened it releases a stinky liquid ass smell.
+ The perfect father's day card for a stanky dad. They may not be pleased, and neither will everyone else in the room. In fact, you'll probably be the only one laughing!
+ Open the card for.... farts.
+ SO MUCH FUN - you will remember the looks on their faces forever - a real crowd pleaser!
+ They will probably hate you for giving them this, inside their nice house that normally smells like flowers.
+ We love our customers! Have confidence in buying from us - we strive to make every customer 100% happy!
Our customers love our products!
“This card was a huge hit with my family(except for my my mom lol). I’m so happy with this purchase, it was perfect. I took a video of everyone’s reaction and my sister tweeted it and tagged @crude_cat. Thank you all so much! ” - Andy D.
D E T A I L S
DISCLAIMER: This card is filled with liquid ass stinky drops inside a wax seal. This means that it can only be used ONCE so don't "try it out" before it gets to its intended recipient. You won't be able to smell the liquid ass until the card is opened.
FRONT: "Happy Farter's Day"
CARD SIZE: 4.25 x 5.50 inches
PAPER: Made on quality, 12 pt cardstock.
PACKAGING: Cellophane wrapped for delivery. Includes white envelope.
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If you want a handwritten note included in the card select YES and include your note in the "message to buyer" area!
A B O U T
Our cards are designed to crack your dads and family up!
We know you'll love what you get from us!
S H I P P I N G
Ships fast - within 1-3 business days of ordering. Shipping upgrades available at checkout!
Standard shipping times:
Canada: Two to six business days
United States: Five to ten business days
Everywhere else: Six to fourteen business days
**Business days are considered Monday to Friday; not including holidays.**
1-3 business days
I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
All our greeting cards ship via Canada Post Letter Mail with no tracking.
*Canadian Orders are estimated to be delivered in 2-6 BUSINESS DAYS (but can take longer)
*USA Orders are estimated to be delivered in 5-10 BUSINESS DAYS (but can take longer)
Business days are considered Monday to Friday; not including holidays.
Processing time does not include shipping time.
Order will not be refunded if your holiday or event date is missed.
Please ensure the address provided on the invoice is correct. We are not responsible for items lost due to an incorrect or incomplete address. If you need to change your shipping address after the order is placed, please message me as soon as possible to ensure the card is sent to the correct address.
All cards are shipped via Canada Post Letter Mail and do not include tracking.
If tracking is required; upgrading shipping is available in the checkout.
Our cards are size A2 (4.25" x 5.5") and come with a white envelope.